Fan of Phan Stamp

Alright class, go sit on the rug in a circle. It's story time.

I like Phan; I think it's cute and I ship it minor-ly, as in I write fan fiction, am planning to draw something, or maybe I re-blog some Phan on my dash once and a while.
What I can't stand?
The majority of the Phangirls.

See, these people are the reason why Dan's cutting Phil out of more things, as in he deleted some old tweets that were about Phil and maybe were suggestive and things like that. When we ask him about Phan, he doesn't reply, or he backlashes. I can understand that; these people are pushing him too far, and those people that were snapped at stated 'Dan hurt their feelings' and stuff like that. Dan gets a lot of hate for that kind of thing, y'know?
They're probably also the reason Charlie was immensely rude to him, asking if he was gay and pushing him to answer without backing down.
They go on and on about how 'Phan is real!!!! Dont deny it, guyz!!!!' and they try to catch every single moment that suggests that maybe they do have something stronger. Everything is suggestive to them.
As far as I know, Dan is bisexual and so is Phil, and the bromance is strong. Only the bromance.
They're just friends, guys. Calm your shipper's tits, m8.

Now I admit, I joke around about Phan a lot, as in when people draw Dan, they say 'Dan belongs to himself' or when they draw Phil, they say 'Phil belongs to himself.' I just sometimes go 'Dan belongs to Phil' or 'Phil belongs to Dan,' but I don't mean it literally.

This was the jist back in 2009-2012, but it's been coming back. It's everywhere.

Story time is over now. .u.

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